Kyle’s Police Blotter – Funny Stuff From Kyles Local Police Blotter
Did you read about Kyles Police Blotter (#KylesPoliceBlotter) on Twitter?
I never realized how funny my local Police reports are. I picked up a Free Local paper and stumbled upon the Police Blotter.
So I decided to start posting them on Twitter and call it Kyles Police Blotter or on Twitter #KylesPoliceBlotter
I figured what the heck, I know if I think it is funny other people will too. I’ll continually come back here and post updates to the Tweets related to #KylesPoliceBlotter.
I am not sure how I am going to structure it but I figured I better start somewhere so this will be an ongoing project. Stay tuned for more great Funny Tweets from #KylesPoliceBlotter.
Please share the ones you like and leave your comments below.
Make sure to Follow me on Twitter for more updates so you can laugh at the people who live in Montana bugging the cops with ridiculous nonsense. Most of it is anyways…
Follow me here: www.Twitter.com/KyleBlakeAllred or just put in @KyleBlakeAllred
- Kyle
Last One for the day
#KylesPoliceBlotter A woman claimed that her neighbor threatened her with a shotgun after she blew up his TV.
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#KylesPoliceBlotter A Local mom wanted to know how to get her 30 year old son out of her house.
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#KylesPoliceBlotter Local resident reported they captured three goats and two rams and put them in a round pen. “Why not A Square Pen?”
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#KylesPoliceBlotter He kept coming down to get more supplies but when his parents intervened he got angry.
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#KylesPoliceBlotter Parent Reported that their 15 year old son was making a bomb out of fluorescent lights and kerosene in his room.. TBC
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#KylesPoliceBlotter Two 5 year old kids reportedly put mud in someone’s mailbox then spray painted it black. WHY didn’t I think of that???
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#KylesPoliceBlotter ONLY IN MONTANA FOR THIS ONE!!! Well and Maybe Texas
– A local man said his neighbor took his tractor.
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#KylesPoliceBlotter A local man said one of his female co-workers threatened to break his neck. – HAHAHA! Seriously he called this in!
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#KylesPoliceBlotter A local man said someone kicked him in the leg & now it’s broken. He has no idea who did it.
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I’m starting a
#NewTrend On Twitter. Our Local Police Blotter Is Hilarious! I’m going 2 post messages from it calling it
#KylesPoliceBlotter
